So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
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Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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