What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
i was born a porn star she said
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Randomize
