do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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