What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
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Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
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It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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