How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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