No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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