i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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