Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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