Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
try to milk me bitch
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