On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
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