He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
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I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
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I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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