when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
