I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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