I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
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I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
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High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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