dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
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In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
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I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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