If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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