You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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