What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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