I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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