is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Someone shattered a urinal.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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