Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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