Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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