I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
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What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
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Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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