yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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