I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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