Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Randomize
