im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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