we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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