The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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