Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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