Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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