Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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