So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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