Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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