In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I smell like Dick and happiness
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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