S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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