and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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