just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
