i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
