I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
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The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
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you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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