Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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