let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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