let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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