I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
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