Did you just see the Batmobile???
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
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its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
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No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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