Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
