you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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