I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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