HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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