dude i'm inner monologue high
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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