Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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