So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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