suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
Randomize