is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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